Seinfeld Fanatic Gifts

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

"Werewolves of London..."

Astral Projection

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Science fiction fans on other planets

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Giant slug attacks a city

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Which part are you reading for?"