Seinfeld Devotee Gifts

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Theatre Crowd

You've Had Enough!

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Time Machine Collision.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

IT security.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Take us to your leader.

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Festivus poles

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Single or double?'