Seinfeld Devotee Pillows

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Happy Hour

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Theatre Crowd

You've Had Enough!

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

IT security.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

Festivus poles

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Take us to your leader.

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Single or double?'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."