Seinfeld Fan Gifts

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Field Trip!

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Haywatch

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."