Seinfeld Fan Mugs

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Astral Projection

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Field Trip!

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Clive Anderson

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Haywatch

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"