Seinfeld Superfan Mugs

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Love.

Haywatch

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Nativity - The sitcom

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Rob Brydon.

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Mind control

Theodore Cleaver, the Corporate Years

Festivus poles

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

'Soup of the day, with extra flies, please.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

Die-hard soccer moms.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."