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"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Giant slug attacks a city

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."