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Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"Very accessible speech! I love how you referenced each salient point to a Seinfeld episode."

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Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

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Reese Witherspoon

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Succession 2

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Time Machine Collision.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

John Cleese.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'We were made for each other.'