Sedentary Satire Pillows

"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Politically Correct Snowperson

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The trap

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Ant Drones

Art Vandalism

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."