Sedentary Satire T-Shirts

"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Politically Correct Snowperson

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

The Modern Damocles -

The trap

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

Bald man with a brush on his head

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Art Vandalism

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.