Security Contractor Gifts

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

High security Santa's grotto

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Where was the TSA?'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I need to know who started it."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."