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The Anti-Agent

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

High security Santa's grotto

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Where was the TSA?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I need to know who started it."

"He's a guard dog."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

The Scanner Of Love.

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

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