Secret Sobber Gifts

$1: Family Secrets

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

New York Netherworld

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

Galoots in cahoots

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

A Vegetable Plot...

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

There once was a person who planted a seed

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"You think he knows something we don't?"

Convent's laundry.

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

"Nothing personal."

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

Wiki Leaks

Detective questions woman with body in hat.