Secret Sobber T-Shirts

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

$1: Family Secrets

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

New York Netherworld

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

Billy strip: bed pan.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Galoots in cahoots

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

A Vegetable Plot...

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

There once was a person who planted a seed

Convent's laundry.

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

Julian Assange

"You think he knows something we don't?"

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

"Nothing personal."

Wikileaks

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

"I miss the challenge of the old days, the excitement, intrigue..."