Second Wedding Pillows

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Second Wedding Cake

"This dress seems a little tight. I must've gained a little weight since the last time I wore it."

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Demure lady with gloves

Cry babies.

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A heart shaped cake

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.