Double Wedding Pillows

Double Wedding

Double wedding

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Cry babies.

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A heart shaped cake

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Carbon Dating.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

We'll have Manhattans...

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"