Second Pregnancy Pillows

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"I never thought I'd get married again."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

"It had better be twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."