Second Wedding T-Shirts

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Second Wedding Cake

"This dress seems a little tight. I must've gained a little weight since the last time I wore it."

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Demure lady with gloves

Cry babies.

Lesbian civil partnership.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."