Seaweed Studies T-Shirts

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Sea weed harvest.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Titanic iceberg auction

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Fish Food

There it is – my dream beach house.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'You have ear wax.'

"It's your mother calling."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."