Seaweed Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

I quilt therefore I am

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Sea weed harvest.

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.