Seaweed Enthusiast Gifts

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

I quilt therefore I am

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Sea weed harvest.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

A man and baby wearing bibs

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."