Seaweed Curious Gifts

"I say it's seaweed, and I say the hell with it."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Sea weed harvest.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Shell Pods

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."