Seaweed Curious T-Shirts

"I say it's seaweed, and I say the hell with it."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Sea weed harvest.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Shell Pods

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'