Seaweed Lover T-Shirts

Sea weed harvest.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Pirate

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Fishing boat.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'