Seaweed Lover Gifts

Sea weed harvest.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Did you say psst?.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"