Seaweed Studies Mugs

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Sea weed harvest.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Titanic iceberg auction

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Fish Food

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"It's your mother calling."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

'You have ear wax.'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

"Do you mind?!"