Fishery Scientist Mugs

Anticipating Opening Day!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Crab with a clown face.

'It must be the dead sea.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Viking Loch Ness

Exit only.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

underwater knight

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.