Saltwater Scholars T-Shirts

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Fish Food

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

'You have ear wax.'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

School of Fish

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Autodidactyl

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Gus never found the perfect wave

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

Anticipating Opening Day!

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'We're de-salting water?'

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."