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"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Sperm Whale.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"