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"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Watching Sea Life.