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The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Whale Romance

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"They migrate here each summer."

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Not whale stew again.'

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Moby Dickwad

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'