Whaling Historian Mugs

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Whale Romance

"They migrate here each summer."

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Moby Dickwad

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Not whale stew again.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."