Whaling History T-Shirts

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Lost around a military base.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Free Radicals.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"