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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Sir Galahad returns'

"I've got a massive headache."

You are here

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'

"This spring break let's go hit the beach."

'Towels, beach-ball, frisbee, we're all set: Let's go and beach ourselves...'

Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.

'Come on - You mean Ahab thought Moby was the only great white whale?'

"At least I died British."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

In the middle of the recital, Ted hits puberty...

Whale Pattern Balding,

Whale

The Prince and Princess of Whales.

Orca magnet attracts skater.

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

Whale Pattern Balding

STRIP King Neptune

Save the Whales.

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Seems the whales aren't speaking their own language after all, but merely an advanced form of pig Latin.'

'I hate it when this happens!'

'Every time I tried to get back to the beach, those people kept pushing me back in the water.'

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."