Whales Pillows

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Sir Galahad returns'

"I've got a massive headache."

You are here

''Free Willy?' That's it? That's your whole defense?'

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"At least I died British."

'Come on - You mean Ahab thought Moby was the only great white whale?'

Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.

"This spring break let's go hit the beach."

'Towels, beach-ball, frisbee, we're all set: Let's go and beach ourselves...'

'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"

Save the Whales.

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

STRIP King Neptune

'Seems the whales aren't speaking their own language after all, but merely an advanced form of pig Latin.'

'I hate it when this happens!'

'Every time I tried to get back to the beach, those people kept pushing me back in the water.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Whale Pattern Balding

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

Orca magnet attracts skater.

The Prince and Princess of Whales.

Whale

Whale Pattern Balding,

In the middle of the recital, Ted hits puberty...