Whaling History Prints

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Lost around a military base.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Free Radicals.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."