Whale Of A Time Prints

"It's very faint, but it seems to say, "help, my name is Jonah, help!": what did you swallow exactly?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Sperm Whale.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"He's a keeper!"

Watching Sea Life.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Thar she blows!'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"