Saltwater Scholars Prints

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fish Food

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

School of Fish

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'You have ear wax.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Autodidactyl

Gus never found the perfect wave

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

Anticipating Opening Day!

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'We're de-salting water?'