Seasonal Satirists Gifts

"Tell her Legal says it's technically not a bribe."

The Month of November

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

The Frankenstein snowman.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

The Month of August

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I love this time of year."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

Christmas Socks

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Did you get some work done?"

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'