Seasonal Satirists Mugs

"Tell her Legal says it's technically not a bribe."

The Month of November

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"I love this time of year."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

The Month of August

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Did you get some work done?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Christmas Socks

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

The Four Seasonings.