Seasonal Oversleeper Gifts

"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bed Seasons

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

Unsuitable clothing.

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

September Song.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Signs of Fall

New for Fall

Now we wait for the snow.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Winter & Spring

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

Old Man Winter.

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.