Oversleeper Gifts

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

He said he was taking a 'power nap'- that was three hours ago.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

The Snowcow

Holiday Luggage

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Waking the Dead.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"Wake up late this morning?"

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'Ma'am, I think you've misunderstood the term 'carry-on luggage'.'

Man sleeping under a grass blanket.

Natural sleep

'Very creative!'

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

'That's another infuriating thing you do. Counting sheep while I'm trying to get to sleep!'

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'

"Can't you sleep either?"

White Noise Machine

"Haven't you listened to a thing I've said...there are certain things you never ask about, things that should always remain private!"