Oversleeper Pillows

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

He said he was taking a 'power nap'- that was three hours ago.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

The Snowcow

Holiday Luggage

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Waking the Dead.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"Wake up late this morning?"

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

Man sleeping under a grass blanket.

'Very creative!'

Vern takes the cashier's greeting of 'how are you today?' far too literally.

Natural sleep

'Ma'am, I think you've misunderstood the term 'carry-on luggage'.'

Armstrong Maynard, waaaake uuuuup!!! Waaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuppp!!! Give me a break. Heavy sleepers are absolutely the worst part of the haunting business. Bang on a pot!

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

'My life is an open Facebook.'

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

'That's another infuriating thing you do. Counting sheep while I'm trying to get to sleep!'

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'

"Can't you sleep either?"