Search Engine Sage Gifts

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

IMHOtep

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Google Magazine

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Gawk

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Customers Wanted

'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"She died doing what she loved."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

Worshiping the TV.

'Does it come with any Apps'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.