Search Engine Sage Prints

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

IMHOtep

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Google Magazine

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

Gawk

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Customers Wanted

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

Independant Spelling Consultant.

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

Worshiping the TV.

'Does it come with any Apps'