Seance Enthusiasts Gifts

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Joined at the hipster.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

The Mummy's Purse...

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Did you have a cat?"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You're on mute."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."