Seance Gifts

'E. I. E. I. O!.. I think we've just made contact with old Macdonald!'

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"All natural snow cones for sale."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Are you made of sugar?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"It's such a lovely day!"

Snow flake

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Raincloud Umbrella

Good News about winter

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Man showing in the rain.

A little something aside for a rainy day

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

A sure sign of rain

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Privates Beach"