Seances Gifts

"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."

"You're on mute."

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

"Did you have a cat?"

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I see dead people."

"I'm having trouble summoning your deceased wife."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Here we are."

World Tour.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

All dressed up and no place to go

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'