Seance Enthusiasts Pillows

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Did you have a cat?"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

The Mummy's Purse...

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You're on mute."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'