Seance Seeker Pillows

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Canine Scentipede

Music downloads

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It is my place!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Did you have a cat?"

Serenading

Pheromones.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'Silent type, eh?'

"You're on mute."