Seance Seeker Pillows

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Music downloads

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"It is my place!"

"Check out this new store."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Did you have a cat?"

Serenading

"The subwoofers really help."

Pheromones.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'Silent type, eh?'

"You're on mute."

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."