Seahorse Lover Gifts

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Seagiraffes

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Shark infested custard!

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Imperfect Storm

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Could you give us a push?'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!